I Review Amazon Self Defense Products

Objavljeno 18. mar. 2021
Have you ever wanted to defend yourself but you don't want to spend a lot of money? Then Amazon is the perfect shop for all your self defense needs!
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  • When the lav mic came back on I was like

  • Keanu-Mark isn't real he can't hurt you Keanu-Mark:

  • So... Taser baton w/ a strobe light *Short wire whip w/ tiny blade (longer whips please get training for)* Slap wallet that looks decently weak (probably depends on person) *alarm that could scare you* Hatchet based multi tools *hidden knife (probably works like a snap off collar for an outside cat)* Spikes *pen with strobe light* Weird brace knuckles *portable..... shii.....* Please get training, for any of these....

  • POV, your under attack by Mark but he’s on your side:

  • @14:18 my favorite part

  • im getting some real REDACTED vibs right now

  • Hands mark a 30 dollar cs gi tanto I stab through coconuts it will work well 😀

  • Uh- why would there be dislikes..?

  • Breathe Through your nose and blow while blowing it up

  • 16:06 rip headphone user

  • For the alarm all I could picture is a guy with a gun pulling it out about to shoot and you're just sitting there with a $1 alarm

  • Yeah, after a long consideration i decided to remain with my mag. 44

  • 23:24 my mother when i ask for 5bucks for gas

  • Im going t die you shod make a song

  • Ok I’ve watched Markiplier for many years but for some reason this video seemed less like Mark being himself and more like Mark acting like Michael Reeves

  • So what this should be is dont waste your money on products and spend that same money on some BJJ or Thai Boxing classes....

  • deckman looks scary asfk tho

  • Why does this feel like mark is showing a bdsm unboxing video. Like the machocist thing, the whip and when he jocked about the buttplugs. It’s all coming together.

  • 14:16 help i cant stop laughing

  • Steve is actually useful

  • Dummy: "I wanna fight" Mark: "you wanna fight? you wanna fight?" [as he pulls out a knife to a fist fight]

  • Markiplier hits like a little bitch tho it's probably the reason why I love his content so much

  • mark is making this video on self defense yet he is harrasing steve the whole time

  • markiplier logic

  • The video literally paused when Markiplier started to blow

  • I almost passed myself watching this

  • Do you need a hand there 3:50

  • "You're under attack" OH NO! *"F r o m M e"* _O H S H I T I ' M D E A D_

  • r u selling steve the dummy

  • Mark: I'm not a masochist Also mark: *buys tactical whip*

  • "Your under attack! By me! Who is protecting himself against you!" Ahh yes, the floor is made out of the ceiling

  • 20:10 .... that was actually beautiful mark 🧍‍♀️

  • oh my god I have the exact same pen.

  • Markiplier: *buys alot of dumb self defence stuff* Me with 300 dollars: G U N

  • 20:12 mark doesn’t have a bad singing voice

  • 10:52 so funny 😂

  • I like your hair mark, it’s cute, that head is cute too, I mean it’s fine it doesn’t talk much, anyway back too your hair, it’s cool, I like, Okay back too Steve, I freaking knew his name was too a be Steve, I had a feeling

  • I don’t know why this is so funny to me but at hobby lobby you need ID recognition to buy paint but we all know you’re just to Amazon clicks away from buying traffic cones and having traffic go wherever the hell you want heck you can even grab a bike lock and walk past McDonald’s and be like YOUR CLOSED >:3

  • you ever notice how mark with long hair kindaaa looks like aquaman?- 0-0

  • The way he got hurt was because the zip hit him wallet

  • When your young annoying cousin wants to play 1:37

  • A Wii mote

  • Just get a gun

  • Mark, are you proud of the contributions you've made towards Jeff Bezoz biggest dream?

  • good valu is were i put my... life in - markiplier mar 18 2021

  • I just use a glock it works perfectly just buy a gun

  • the multitool,sucks,tyler tube broke it easily with rudimentary tests.

  • “I used the money to protect the money.”

  • “He’s probably not got a lot of electrical resistance on him” literally a rubber mannequin

  • ive never seen mark so scared lmao 27:47

  • I live in a really dodgy area, so to keep myself safe i sleep with a butchers knife under my pillow, and a katana beside my bed. I also have a battle axe hanging on the wall, and a sledgehammer in my closet. Oh, and don't forget the deodorant and lighter flame thrower 😅

  • Just get a gun. An ar-15 is an amazing sports rifle and self defense gun

  • Here’s a cheap solution for the wallet you get a sock and fill it up with batteries 13:10

  • The dapper romania critically cry because sack secondly smell during a organic judo. sincere, messy vegetarian

  • keyanu reevs

  • 20:08 chill with them vocals bro, too good

  • The first six minutes is just mark having a mid life crisis over a punching head and a bubble man

  • Hollow point .40 17 of em. No need for any of that garbage.

  • U broke the staff...

  • Yessir yessir yes sir

  • That metal Thing is made for hitting pressure points

  • is that blow up peice in the blow up man in the butt?....

  • Your back up plan should’ve been wd40

  • This would've been a good video with eef lol

  • Aah the knife wielding tenticle!!!

  • How about eBay? Used self defense stuff?

  • can we please note that on the Hamaxeply when ever he used the pliers something flew of of the tool???

  • So no ones gonna talk about how good his singing is?

  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love this too much!! When he was going to the window with the tactical whip. I instinctively was like “ No ! Don’t you do it!” 🤣

  • i have the hammer axeeeeeEeEE fing when i was like 7

  • His reaction when the whip came out of the package...I watched it like 10 times and laughed my ass off every time. He thought he was about to get whipped in the face 🤣

  • @flyingkitty can you please make a YTP out of this 🥺.

  • Mark got robbed while making a video about self defense from robbers

    • To clarify he got robbed from all the money he spent

  • buy

  • "I'm not some kind of masochist" soo why did you slam your body into wall like 4 years ago and title soon ?

  • He is now both of these Masochistic And Sadistic 🌝👍

  • That hair tho lol

  • I have tested that tazor on myself and it’s not very good. Once it touches skin it stops

  • I thought it was a taser dart

  • We need a markiplier sings compilation

  • mark mentions non-lethality then brings out a gosh darn ax

  • I love how hard he tried to keep it PG

  • Now I know not to mess with markiplier

  • Mark use walet of pain oh no it hit with. Recoile

  • I think the bracelet is more for if your hands are tied up to help you escape if you can reach it.

  • With the hammer axe thing I’d probably just use it as a throwing axe cause I’m really good at throwing knifes

  • MARKEPLIER

  • This guy looks like E meme guy

  • tazer baton is nightwing’s escrima sticks

  • I THINK THE ONE AT 23 49 IS CALLED A KUNAI sry caps

  • Big Michael reeves taser vibes rn

  • mark just made me realize instead of subscribing to people you could just bookmark every channel you like into a bookmark folder and check whos uploaded because the sub box doesnt work properly

  • If you dont have the same humor and undeniable charm of mark. I dont and never will want you. Thank you :)

  • Literally everything that could've gone wrong, did go wrong.

  • "It's not letting me blow enough" - mark 2021

  • If Mark is not a masochist than is he a sadist?

  • Me: ohhh toys Mark: these are not toys Also me: ahhh man

  • its 3 am and im still watching markiplier this is the best night ever

  • In terms of WAP-ability... -Markiplier 2021