CRYSTAL DIMITRESCU WATCHES ME WIN | Resident Evil: Village - Part 7

Objavljeno 21. maj. 2021
I beat up a child's toy and Crystal Dimitrescu
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  • Me: Pog markiplier can't hurt you he isn't real Pog markiplier: 15:40

  • Mark missed the shotgun in the house

  • 35:21

  • Mark-“Hey-hey, I killed a beast you want it?” Duke- “Naturally.” Mark- O.o?

  • Poor pigs 😢

  • Mark-“oooooo another ball thing.. if only if I had a ball.” *s u s*

  • 3:20 I see the game devs have played metro exodus

  • i got resident evil 4 vibes from this

  • The editor is amazing

  • 4But:52 I'm the same way when I eat to much cheese

  • that shit was so short

  • i love how the biggest “jump scare” in the game so far was the catfish coming out of the water hole!😂

  • you missed a shiny thing on the top of the wall in the mine -_- XDDD

  • Swimming is stupid

  • Someone turn 34:40 into a sugar crash meme

  • when you know what a luthier is

  • When it said “Let’s get cooking” all I could think of was Mark and Ethan leaning against each other and saying it on [REDACTED].

  • why does mark never use any of the other guns he has

  • this game has the coolest art style! i love it. i wonder if you can get a real crystal statue from this game somehwere online...?

  • Moreau: You're stupid, you talk too much! Ethan: wHat do yOu MeAn I tAlk too muCh?

  • 5:25. Mark: CHUMMY CHUM CHUM. Hey there buddy friend pal buddy chum friend amigo friend- (i was gonna continue it but I’m lazy. Sorry if you wanted it to be full.)

  • I love how mark gets the grenade launcher and immediatly pulls it out after he hears something

  • Can’t wait for PETA to see this one lol

  • Mark: This isn’t creepy at all Me: Unlike your Dimitrescu obsession

  • Chickens: Exist Mark: 😈🔪

  • does anyone else ever notice mark sounds like Hisoka from hxh sometimes? Just me?

  • 24:41 if you don't hear the jingle in your head, we can't be friends.

  • 30:00 the way he said "hey, what's up"

  • BaAaLllLs

  • 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

  • never seen that journal entry about Mistress Donna, das pretty neat altho again i wished they didn't just do expositional notes

  • Whats the bet he accidentally sells crystal dimitrescu

  • Who else sees the shiny stone on 29:11? :D

  • Mark you missed the shiny rare rock on ceiling at 31:17

  • why was angie so easy to beat

  • 20:13 ahhh yes Hræsvelgur, or "carcass swallower" xD

  • 18:14 Mark - hey i i killed the beast, you want it? Duke - Naturally

  • Mark really became a mood at 34:44

  • freindly reminder don’t watch these games while you’re trying to eat breakfast

  • dave vs moobles visualized

  • Why my nickname which is Donna have to be in a creepy game for a creepy person WHY?!

  • All scary protagonists have simalar origin stories. Batman: They killed his parent John Wick: They killed his dog Marceline (although not a protagonist but still scary): They ate her fries Ethan: They killed his daughter Joker: They killed his sanity Mark: They took his Dimitrescu figure

  • 16:00

  • 8

  • i baet the game and im only

  • you like never restore your health the corners of the screen were just red through like the whole first half of the video sldkja;sldkfja;wklfjw

  • "I just want to know why everything is covered in boogers" -Markiplier 2021

  • Not big fish very big lake monster

  • Donna

  • i'm pretty sure mark could've beaten dimitrescu as fast as or similar to this if he wasn't so busy simping 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


  • Ok go look for Annabelle sister

  • 13:25 The Duke: its probably fiiiinnneee

  • Was he supposed to put the doll on the grave?

  • Mark when Rose gets taken: oh well Mark when his Lady D crystal gets taken: *I shall send everyone of you to burn in the depths of hell*

  • I still haven't seen anyone do it or even try, but can you combine the crystal items together to make an even bigger more expensive crystal item?

  • Markiplier: Kills Pig Me: TECHNOBLADE NO

  • Suddenly RE 4

  • Mark: looks at lady dimitrescus crotch also mark: this is what comfort feels like

  • 18:11 got me rolling on the floor laughing when Duke answer his question🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Mark you forgot a piece under the sink 19:15

  • 40:27 W ORMS?!

  • I think marks jaw and mine both dropped at the same time when he got that M79 Grenada launcher

  • Markiplier: absolutely refuses to use ammo on enemies because he may need it later Also Markiplier: wastes grenade rounds on fish goop that he could just cut with a knife

  • 39:42

  • Fischbach meets Fishback.

  • He forgot the shotgun

  • My fear of dolls before: ||||||||||||||||||||||| My fear of dolls after: ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| (Each ' | ' is 100 points. I HATE DOLLS. THIS MADE IT SOOO MUCH WORSE.)

  • I watched 3 streamer who were stuck on the music box for an hour or less. Lol

  • Mark: you guys take up too many bullets Also Mark: DIE! PIG

  • My name is Ethan Winters. You took my crystal. Prepare to die.

  • I kind of want to b a daughter of lady dimitrescu like she looks like she took care of her daughters. Yk

  • Moreau: "If you take it then the others will laugh at me" Ethan: "Yeah the others are dead"

  • Mark: goes right past the house with the shotgun Me: yelling at my monitor- MARK THERES A SHOTGUN IN THAT HOUSE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING GO BACK

  • I can't understand how Mark played the past games, including 7, but still doesn't get that "Umbrella" (aka 'Red' Umbrella) is not the same as the Blue Umbrella that Chris may or may not be connected with...

  • 12:38 close your eyes

  • 27:22 Technoblade wants to know your location

  • I feel like everyone appreciates Lady Dimitrescu so much, but Angie and Donna and are so underrated!

  • haha thumper go brrrr

  • Pulling an all nighter to watch this series cause can't sleep and the jumpscare where Mark gets scared by a tiny fish made me almost flip off the couch

  • Lady Beneviento: *Takes Crystal Dimitrescu* Mark: *John Wick mode activated*

  • markiplier kill pig technoblade watching this :/ call markiplieer

  • *it was a mistake to want to eat while watching this.*


  • That big fish just triggered my hydrophobia

  • Burn it more

  • 7:00 *sea of thieves music starts playing*

  • I fucking dropped my phone with that small fish jumpscare

  • Are we gonna talk about how mark had more fun killing the pigs then the entire playthrough?

  • 31:48 Didn't know the reaper leviathan was in the game!

  • “Photo of a rare animal??? I already killed it dude”

  • moral of the story is, if you steal crystal dimitrescu, everyone dies

  • I paused here 13:02 and i couldnt stop laughing

  • Funny thing is dimatrescoo was screaming at eathan for killing her daughters and ruining their bloodline, them steal child quarter her kill his wife take his hand yeah totally unfair to kill you and your daughters

  • 7:00 I forgot zombies existed in this game

  • Right when tiny floaty doll lady appeared, my quality dropped dramatically, and I gotta say that was 300% worse.

  • Monster Jumscar of a zombie looking dog but worst: bits Ethan's legs 10 times Ethan: gets up with his two legs not even a single problem Me: HOW THE FRICK IN HELL DID YOU DO THAT Game Developers: *Shrug*


  • Not zombies but ✨ moroi ✨

  • I swear someone needs to make a actual figure of the lady dimitrescus crystal statue and send it to mark-