Getting Arrested by Canadian FBI Speedrun (world record)

Objavljeno 22. maj. 2021
I attempt to conquer the world record for getting arrest by the Canadian FBI by detailing how I would fight (and beat) all of their endangered species!
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  • did…did he just say…i have the ability to generation force in a forwards position…

  • I too would seduce the eastern cougar to not get turned into a flesh handbag

  • I want to see a animated video of Mark fighting these animals.

  • So if mark gets arrested we all know why

  • Me, sees title of video; 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

  • I find it hilarious that Mark didn’t find anything about how the RCMP will arrest you of you illegally cross the border into Canada

  • 5:50 “Is this like a Pokémon evolution?” From the marmot to that dweller, that would be a Digimon evolution! It’s certainly extreme enough of a change!

  • You would only need to fight the small animals multiple times

  • “crush it between my thighs” sir? SIR?????

  • Mark is such an American :P

  • Your my favorite fnaf hero

  • Is this video legal?

  • Mark: "Keep in mind i'm not trying to kill the animals." Also Mark: "I'm going to rip it's heart out with my fist!"

  • Okay, but what about the Beaver, Moose, Grizzlie, Black Bear, Narwhal and Polar Bear?

  • This has to be acted, because how could the fbi/mounted police arrest him before the video was out(except if he streamed it)

  • Is Markiplier ok?

  • Mark talking about wolverines, and being as squishy as possible: "The hero who's really good at punching and martial arts, PUNCHES, and then they find that their fist just gets bounced off their rotund belly. Me: "There is literally an episode of the old X-Men cartoon where Wolverine punches the blob and has that exact thing happen!"

  • ON THE TURTLE ONE RIGHT AS HE WAS TALKING ABOUT IT I GOT A TURTLE AD FGEWFGBFR

  • Touch that fox and ill hunt you down myself (PS I love foxes)

  • By-but we have wolverines in Michigan, why do you think that’s MU,s mascot annimal

  • My favorite parts were "bobolink...your name is stupid" and "this is the species known as endangered species"

  • You should look up what a Loon sounds like...

  • Mark- "I'm not trying to kill these animals." Also Mark- "I'll shove my hand into it's anus and pull it inside out." Llama with a hat- "Maaaaark, that kills people."

  • Just spit on parliament hill while yelling expletives and you WILL get arrested by the RCMP

  • 5 min explanation on how he wants to kill a loon .-.

  • As a Canadian this was really stupid. I love it.

  • 7:22 so Goku vs Botamo? Or basically anyone vs Botamo.

  • He said crush it inbeten my thies he is lady dumadrasecue

  • Had he brought his weird shovel thing from the Sour Patch Kids Ice Cream Review, he would be coming up with ways to use all its assets to kill these

  • Mark's really gonna turn into The Gongoozler to fight the common loon huh...

  • mark: says he doesn't want to kill them he just wants to fight mark, five seconds later: describing how he would rip a birds heart out

  • Mark: *hasn't uploaded in 5 days* Me: I guess the Canadian mountain police got him

  • I’d simply punch them really hard to where they can’t move at all. (⌒▽⌒)

  • Side note: This entire video is a comedic bit (probably) done in improv. Mark’s comedic improv skills have come a long way since the beginning of his channel. He is such a natural entertainer and the time he took to work on that skill has only made him better. He is able to take a simple concept and turn it into a 15 minute video that is really enjoyable.

  • Mark: I'm not trying to kill them Also mark: I will punch through its body,grab its heart,and then pull

  • this is just a video of mark describing how he's "built different" in everyway

  • 13:00 you *WHAT*

  • You could beat up a heard of polar bears before you can defeat a single wolverine, they are literally just honey badgers but in snow

  • This is the most awesome description ever I can see everything MARK PLEASE MAKE A HORROR MOVIE ABOUT THIS

  • Blowing up the moon is probably the best way to go about this tbh

  • Can we talk about how he casually skipped over the narwhals? XD

  • Bro, the Dweller in the Gulf is literally just an ancient Shuckle.

  • He turned inti korean saxton hale

  • Mark- “I hate the water” Also mark- *plans on going under water to kill the one bird*

  • Me: *knows not to fuck with Moose cause thats death* sure Mark

  • why does the dude from megamind and markiplier match so well

  • Markiplier's Hall of Fame W/L Record: 20-5-4

  • 8:20 At that time Markiplier earned his role as Korosensei

  • Markiplier: I'm not gonna kill them Bird: oh, ok thank you Markiplier: Back, Down, Forward, Low Punch Markiplier: Markiplier wins, Flawless Victory, Fatality

  • No, this is just us all witnessing mark slowly going insane due to being dragged into the rabbit hole of the depths of Google

  • The common loon unlocks its sharingan after the first kill

  • 6:39 the video when dad walks in. No joke this actually happened to me

  • 22 videos later, I have still not liked the video.

  • I wonder how might he feel about taking on a Canadian goose

  • Did mark just say he would SEDUCE a cougar?

  • Mark is Piccolo blowing up the moon

  • Alternate Title: Mark reveals his secret identity as a bard by either seducing or using Vicious Mockery on each animal

  • “…I would be able to float BELOW the water.” Mark, I think that’s called sinking

  • so far it seems everyone is completely overlooking 13:00

  • Markiplier: It is going to be a fair gentleman’s fight Also mark: I’m gonna take them from below/behind where they will have no chance to defend themselves and/or fight back

  • My favorite was the bug that he just chuckles, "You're going down, bitch."

  • Mark: I'm not gonna kill them, I'm just gonna fight them. Also Mark on the first animal: I am going to punch a hole through it's body and tear it's heart out.

  • Mark trying to say *Wetaskiwin* (and failing miserably) gave me happiness

  • Mark: I’m not gonna kill the animal, just beat it up Also Mark: *PROCEEDS TO RIP A BIRD’S HEART OUT WITH HIS BARE HANDS*

  • Lol. Loons are so fast underwater…..your battle plan is now flawed. 😅

  • as an Indigenous person I am both disappointed and amused at the same time

  • Getting Arrested by GRC/RCMP Speedrun (world record) *FTFY

  • Marliplier: *Says he won't kill any animals* Also Markiplier: *Says he'll rip out bird's tiny heart with his bare hands*

  • This video is not vegan

  • this has big unus annus energy

  • How is Sasquatch not on the endangered species list?

  • I have to credit my southern boyfriend for teaching me, the glacier-encrusted northerner, what a Whipperwill is before I watched this. He's seeing this in the morning. Also ... Mark did an admirable job avoiding saying he would fist that duck, all while thrusting up from below it with his hand in the "dagger" formation. I could see it in his eyes that he knew right well what was happening with that hand...

  • Come on bud, cars cost less there, eh.

  • You will be screamin like a wee girl when you find a moose to fight. Film that it will certainly be funny

  • "The wolverine won't be able to bite me from my immense mass" They kill moose and polar bears... But I admire your confidence

  • At this point I'm convinced that mark is Bisexual

  • As a Canadian, i will say that the mountie uniform is not actually what they wear out on the streets, it's only for special occasions, they wear normal police uniform

  • The loon scares so many people when they crow its like out of a horror movie. Also you could come to Minnesota, the loon is there national bird

  • Canada: is North America American badger: *exists* Mark: wHy aRe yOu eVen heRe? Mark pls 😭

  • CSIS is our CIA

  • The RCMP would probably have bigger problems than some dude fighting endangered animals when the moon literally explodes.

  • Dude I like you. I do. But a wolverine will absolutely fuck you up 😂. Bears don't fuck with that lol

  • "I'm gonna load up on Häagen-Dazs" "I'm gonna live a healthy life" Yeah, you right

  • Hmmmm ummmm?

  • "I'll be like Timber, bitch" The ad: Based on a true story

  • *PETA has entered the chat*

  • 1:48 what in the kentucky fried faq is this

  • you cant collect thing with Pokémon cards

  • 6:52: "wHY do you piSs ON yoUR FOoDDD" at least 3 unus annus videos: 👀👀

  • 0:48 sckriddle, griddle, Skrill..., A skrittle. Are you serious right now? I'm super serious.

  • NO TOOLS

  • How do you actually kill an animal without tools? beaclouse the only taktik i can think of is chock them😂

  • Bruh, loons are diving birds that stab their prey. You gonna lose those eyes before you get 'em open. Get a super murky lake tho, that'll make it harder for them to see you!

  • So, um, anyone gonna tell him no one wins a fight with the vicious little asshole devil that is a carcajou? Thise fucking things are nightmares in the wild, even in the observational reserves they're nasty little bastards 🤣🤣🤣 keepers are legit afraid of them

  • I'm not sure whether to be amused or terrified at how proud he seems to be of the fact that he can hurt small animals with ease.

  • Who’s gonna tell him loons are excellent swimmers and can spend good chunks of time under water

  • 3:24 marks middle finger is massive

  • I know this is a big joke, but I used to try to catch loons when I was younger... cause I'm an idiot, anyway they're like living torpedos

  • I like how his plan to kill the warbler is straight up the same thing they did in Shrek

  • Mark plans on blowing up the moon with no tools.